Satire: Activist Mom Gets Equality, Only in the Form of Her Kids Choosing Their Own Bedtime
Little children force SJW mom to eat her own words.
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Satire: ProgMo Public Figure Certain Prophet Will Praise Her Political Views This Conference
Local Instagram feminist preys, uh, prays she doesn’t suffer disappointment once again.
Satire: Demon Motorcycle Corp Designer Unveils “Pride-Cycle”
A bike as useful as pride will inevitably reel in unsuspecting victims
Satire: Wealthy Young Man Claims He was Unwilling to Sell Possessions and Follow Jesus Because, “It’s Who I Am”
God doesn’t want me to be happy if He wants me to give up what makes me happy!
Satire: Progmo Claims Prophetic Fallibility Inversely Relates To Compatibility With Personal Political Views
Who needs prophets when I can just follow my political beliefs?
Satire: ExMo Avoids Following Prophet’s Voice at all Costs
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Satire: New ExMo – “If Joseph Smith Actually did that, Shouldn’t We Follow Him?”
New ExMo unwittingly notices a double-standard which brings about a quick second excommunication.
Satire: Brigham Young Statue Spared By ProgMo Modesty Principle
The editors of the Salt Lake Tribune and the ProgMo mob are working feverishly to correct the oversight.
Satire: Ex-member Explains He Left Church After Studying “Evidence” on Pornhub
An apostate fiend explains his conversion to the gospel of porn. #DezNat
Satire: Robert Kirby: I Want My “New Intern with Long Legs” Too
The Tribune shares their excrement in exchange for everyone else sharing their treasures!