New Smoothie, uh, Barbie doll exhibits all the features of real life smoothies.
The Nephites weren’t the only losers at Cumorah because the real problem wasn’t addressed.
Former member bears testimony of their new religion!
Little children force SJW mom to eat her own words.
The sacrament Jesus instituted relieved the physical sacrifices required and replaced them with higher spiritual sacrifices.
Local Instagram feminist preys, uh, prays she doesn’t suffer disappointment once again.
A bike as useful as pride will inevitably reel in unsuspecting victims
The power to discern can be lost easily if we’re not aligned with God’s prophet.
Satire: Wealthy Young Man Claims He was Unwilling to Sell Possessions and Follow Jesus Because, “It’s Who I Am”
God doesn’t want me to be happy if He wants me to give up what makes me happy!
Satire: Progmo Claims Prophetic Fallibility Inversely Relates To Compatibility With Personal Political Views
Who needs prophets when I can just follow my political beliefs?