New Smoothie, uh, Barbie doll exhibits all the features of real life smoothies.
Former member bears testimony of their new religion!
Little children force SJW mom to eat her own words.
Local Instagram feminist preys, uh, prays she doesn’t suffer disappointment once again.
A bike as useful as pride will inevitably reel in unsuspecting victims
Satire: Wealthy Young Man Claims He was Unwilling to Sell Possessions and Follow Jesus Because, “It’s Who I Am”
God doesn’t want me to be happy if He wants me to give up what makes me happy!
Satire: Progmo Claims Prophetic Fallibility Inversely Relates To Compatibility With Personal Political Views
Who needs prophets when I can just follow my political beliefs?
<Satire> Tech giants constantly seek ways to improve the user experience for their products and
New ExMo unwittingly notices a double-standard which brings about a quick second excommunication.
The editors of the Salt Lake Tribune and the ProgMo mob are working feverishly to correct the oversight.