Satire: Mattel Announces New “Progmo Barbie” with Largest Forehead Ever
New Smoothie, uh, Barbie doll exhibits all the features of real life smoothies.
Come, Follow Me: How The Lamanites Lost At Cumorah
The Nephites weren’t the only losers at Cumorah because the real problem wasn’t addressed.
Satire: ExMo Pauses Heroin Use To Detail Harms Of Religion
Former member bears testimony of their new religion!
Satire: Activist Mom Gets Equality, Only in the Form of Her Kids Choosing Their Own Bedtime
Little children force SJW mom to eat her own words.
Come, Follow Me: The Sacramental Transition
The sacrament Jesus instituted relieved the physical sacrifices required and replaced them with higher spiritual sacrifices.
Satire: ProgMo Public Figure Certain Prophet Will Praise Her Political Views This Conference
Local Instagram feminist preys, uh, prays she doesn’t suffer disappointment once again.
Satire: Demon Motorcycle Corp Designer Unveils “Pride-Cycle”
A bike as useful as pride will inevitably reel in unsuspecting victims
Come, Follow Me: The Power to See Signs
The power to discern can be lost easily if we’re not aligned with God’s prophet.
Satire: Wealthy Young Man Claims He was Unwilling to Sell Possessions and Follow Jesus Because, “It’s Who I Am”
God doesn’t want me to be happy if He wants me to give up what makes me happy!
Follow The Savior or the World?
All will have to make the choice between Christ and the World – there is no middle ground.